Apple crumble is an English dessert - It contains stewed apples, topped with a crumbly mixture of fat, flour, and sugar, its bluddy lovely, an English classic. So knowing this, what car is comparable? Well if you think about it, its sort of has to be a Bentley.
English? Well its owned by VW (a german company), but sort of check because Bentley is still English.
Fat? Check
Bluddy lovely? Check
Classic? Check
Stodgy? Check
The Bentley Continental GT ticks all of the boxes that an apple crumble does. The type of person who has a Bentley is 100% guaranteed to have a working fireplace, they also still get a milkman to deliver milk to their front door. They like to read a book on their wingback chair and eat apple crumble while doing so. The perfect match don't you think, well you could argue something that was built pre 1998 before VW owned Bentley, it would also be more of a classic, like an apple crumble.
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